Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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