- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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