- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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