Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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