- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Where would canada be without nature? still here

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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