Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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