Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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