My spelling is horrible

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Anti Joke

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