Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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