Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Anti Joke

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