How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

FOX News: Fair and balanced

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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