how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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