- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

9/11 my birthday

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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