- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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