- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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