Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

America

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

class is canceled. My professor died.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

asians have slitted eyes lol

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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