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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's funny? Women's rights.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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