How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Women.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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