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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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