why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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