- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

a black man pays his child support

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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