- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

your mama's so fat... that's it

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

The New York Giants

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A penis walks into a bar..

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!