- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

a man checks his mypsace

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??