Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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can you touch your toes? no

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Anti Joke

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