- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

a black man pays his child support

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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