- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

a black man walks out of popeyes

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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