- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

womans having rights.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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