- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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