- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A women left the kitchen.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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