Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Apple hates Blackberry.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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