- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Knock knock knock OCD

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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