- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

a black man walks out of popeyes

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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