- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

AIDS

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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