- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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