What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Communism hehe xd

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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