why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Want to hear a joke? No.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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