What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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