- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

drugs.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Killing your friend as a joke.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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