- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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