- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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