1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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