Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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womans rights...

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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