- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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