Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

ever tried african food? they neither

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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