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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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