- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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