- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

someone called someone else a frog

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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