- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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