Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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womens rights.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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