What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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