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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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