- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Black people having a Job.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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