- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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