- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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