Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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