And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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