Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Your girlfriend.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

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