I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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