Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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