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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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