- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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