- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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