Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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i like turtles

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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