Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

the WNBA.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What's the new green? Green

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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