- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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