- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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