- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Ross.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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