- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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