You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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