What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Obama = ebola

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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