what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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