Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Bitch

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

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