2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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