- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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