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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Black people having a Job.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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