- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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