Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -6

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -6

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops