If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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