What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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