- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Black people having a Job.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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