- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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