What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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