- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's the new green? Green

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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