What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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