- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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