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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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