bangers and mash?

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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guess what? bannanas

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What's the new green? Green

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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