- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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