Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Yellow People !!

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Anti Joke

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