What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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