- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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