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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Im about to rewrite History....... History

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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