- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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