- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Knock knock.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

The child was fired from his job.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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