What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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