Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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