- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Women's rights

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Anti-jokes are funny.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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