What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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