- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Massie is a fatass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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