- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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