I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

like if your cool

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Read a Book.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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