Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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