What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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