Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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