- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

the WNBA.

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