Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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