- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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