- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

pobody's nerfect

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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