- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's white and gluey Glue

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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