Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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