- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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