- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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