- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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