So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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