man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Take part of what?

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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