- Anti Joke

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Actually it was me Josh brown

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Lady, calm down, you are missing out on the details here. We knew he was selling information as "The Wiz", from there on it was no problem tracking him down, but having us track him down at the core of Point Zero, would have dragged you all down with him, he was into sharing not only precious Intel, but also some sick shit, nobody is going to mourn him, and neither should you. We sent him a tip so he would get to some location where he would still be able to bypass the lockdown (easy to assume a little geek knows how to manage this), but a small anonymous tip would never have been enough to make him run for it, the next part was to make sure the info on his anonymous message, begin to come true. Sorry about the rest, I needed to know what position he had among "the Order", and he was shot down by a sniper, he knew too much, his involvement, and abilities as both a liar and a traitor, could easily have made it so he would have lied the blame on you, so he could have gone free. And believe me, this happens a lot, and is probably what happened to the old underground as well, think about it, you begin selling some dirty info videos, pictures of things nobody should see in the name of some "organization" (I have no idea what you call your thing, and it is best you never tell me). Then what is left? You claim the entire organization you work for, are the ones responsible for your dirty work, you tell your captors, and you go home rewarded with freedom taking the whole organization down with you, when in this case, the one that would have gone free, would have been the only one to blame. I know what the rest of you are doing, I mean I was part of its foundation years ago, and there is nothing illegal about it, yet people such as the feds would as they did, have brought the whole place down again, and as they had nothing to accuse us for back then other than "we do not like this", they never shared this to the mainstream media. Cant have that happening again, no matter the cost, and if you ask me, some small geek pedophile selling bullshit, should not blame you all, but die, that is justice. It was not "nice knowing me", we will meet again, I mean it, even if I have to get your cell number on "gray terms", you might not like it, but I will call you, on friendly terms of course. The setup is finished, got to go, cant sit here typing on my laptop anymore, gotta get back to the office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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