- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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