- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Womans baksetball...

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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