- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why do fat people commit suicide

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