- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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