- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's blue? The sky.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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